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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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