How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Women's Rights

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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