What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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