- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the soap?

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What? Yes.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

breasts

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

My parents died!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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