What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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