- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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