Adam Thomas is homosexual

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

I'm 4 and what is this?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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