Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Once there was a girl named Andrea

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

thumb_up thumb_down -12

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thumb_up thumb_down -12

a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops