- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

KOOKABURRA

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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