- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

women's rights

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

hi anti joke

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

the economy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??