- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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