- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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