- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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