What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Nuneaton..

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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