- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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