- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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