- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

FUCK THE JEWS

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Knock Knock Come in

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

osama bin laden is dead

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