- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Water? I hardly know her.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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