- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

sweating like antoni with a girl

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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