What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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