- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Go away still nothing to see

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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