- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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