Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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9/11

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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