what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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