Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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GONNA

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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