- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Do u take sugar?

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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