1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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rocky is here again.......................

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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