why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

I woke up today

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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