How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Women's Rights

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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