Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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BOTTOM!!!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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