A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

gay people

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Matt is a Duster!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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