Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I like colin but not as much as apple

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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