Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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