- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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