How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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