- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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