- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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