- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

why are balck people black because they are

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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