thomas!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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