- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I like colin but not as much as apple

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