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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.