- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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