How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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