why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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