- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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