- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Tony Romo

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Queens Park rangers

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Women's rights

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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