Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What can fly? Lots of things

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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