What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

John Cena

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

a man walked into a bar....

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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