How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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