What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Go away still nothing to see

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I like colin but not as much as apple

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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