- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Do you love me? No.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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