- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

once you go black your credit goes wack

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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