- Anti Joke

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

This sentence is a lie.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.