Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Punching a baby

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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