- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

ur mum

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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