Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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