- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Alex Gedrose.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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