- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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