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Bark I'm a tree

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

V I T A M I N C !

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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