- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Woman rights.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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