- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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