what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

a man walked into a bar....

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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