Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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