Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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rocky is here again.......................

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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