- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I like colin but not as much as apple

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

rocky is here again.......................

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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