What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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feminine literature

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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