- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Carrot fingers

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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