Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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guest what i love pancakes

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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John Cena

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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