Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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your moms my other ride

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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