Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

This one time at band camp music was played.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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