- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

womens rights.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

That's what SHE said!

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