- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Ebola

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

VAGINA.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

what are three short words? i a am

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Penis.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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