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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either