why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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womens rights.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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