Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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whats one plus one penis

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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