What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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69.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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