- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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