- Anti Joke

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice belt.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Stop procrastinating.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Nice belt.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

404: Anti-joke not found.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Stop procrastinating.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN