- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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