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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

this is not a joke.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Ebola

VAGINA.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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