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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

So I was walking down the road today

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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