- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Pull my finger ouch..

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why is pie good. because it just is.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Rebecca Black

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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