- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

I like colin but not as much as apple

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

rocky is here again.......................

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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