How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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