A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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honest politician

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Anti Joke

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