- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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