That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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autsim

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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