Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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John Cena

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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guest what i love pancakes

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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