- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

kennah campion... being nice

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

I shot a bitch.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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