If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

haha black people :D

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Penis.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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