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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

PEANIS!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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