- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

balls

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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