How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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this is stupid .... yep

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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