Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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men

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

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