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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

This one time at band camp music was played.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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