You know what's cool? Yep.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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