Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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balls

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Anti Joke

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