srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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my mind's eye?

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A man goes to the potty.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Anti Joke

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