What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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