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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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