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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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