Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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The Joke Below

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I hate blackniggers

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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VAL SUCKS

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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