Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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