Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Justin Bieber

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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this is stupid .... yep

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