Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Anti Joke

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