- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

whats 2+2? math.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."