- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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