How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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men

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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