What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Nuneaton..

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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The Game.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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knock knock There's no door

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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