What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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