what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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