Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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YOU

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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