Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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why are balck people black because they are

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Nice belt.

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Anti Joke

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