Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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